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An intimate look into the history of the band and the legacy of its music, the Eagles partnered with Academy Award-winning film maker Alex Gibney (Taxi to the Dark Side) to produce the film. Directed by Alison Ellwood (Magic Trip: Ken Kesey's Search for a Kool Place),...

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LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (23 May 2013): We must become the change we want to see. - Mahatma Gandhi

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You are addicted to coffee if...

You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You can take a picture of yourself from five metres away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type 60 words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk 30 kilometres on your treadmill before you realise it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap chocolate bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You answer the door before people knock.

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar...

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