JOKES

Consider the case of the man who left the snow-filled streets of his home town for a holiday in the islands. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.



Unfortunately, he missed a letter, so his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing this, her family rushed into the room and saw the following note on the screen:



Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in.

Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Signed,

Your eternally loving husband.

PS. Sure is hot down here.

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