LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (23 May 2012): You gain STRENGTH| COURAGE AND CONFIDENCE by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt
JOKES
JOKE: Worthy of Heaven
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks.
The man racks his brain for a moment.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers. “Once, on a business trip, I stopped in a quiet town for some petrol and a bite to eat when I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him,