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LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (23 May 2012): You gain STRENGTH| COURAGE AND CONFIDENCE by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

JOKES

Joke: Why the Chicken Really Crossed the Road

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.....g wanted to. That's the f.....g reason.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

JOKE: Gone Hunting

Little Johnny grew up in the city and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few days, his uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc...

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