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JOKE: Who Is Smarter

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world.

Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a five dollar bill in one hand and two fifty cent coins in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the coins and leaves.

What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the coins instead of the five bucks?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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