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JOKE: Top Ten Things a Dad Will Never Say
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10. Well, how about that. I'm lost. We had better stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Princess, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates.

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "go screw yourself" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go knock yourself out.

6. Rugby? Is figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your moaning and let's go to the mall.

2. What do you mean afternoon job? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Birthday? Aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
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