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JOKE: Tight

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Three guys are at the open casket funeral of a friend. The first one mentions that if you pop a bit of money into the casket, it will help him in the afterlife. He then opens his wallet and places $10 by his friend's body.

The second guy then reaches into his wallet and pulls out $10 and lays it on top of the first one.

The third guy has a reputation for being a bit cheap so the first two guys look at him with a knowing look. He scoffs, "What? Do you not think that I'll put something in as well? I'll put in $20!" He then gets out his chequebook and writes a cheque for $40, drops it into the casket and takes the two $10 notes as change.

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