LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (23 May 2012): You gain STRENGTH| COURAGE AND CONFIDENCE by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt
JOKES
JOKE: Tight
Three guys are at the open casket funeral of a friend. The first one mentions that if you pop a bit of money into the casket, it will help him in the afterlife. He then opens his wallet and places $10 by his friend's body.
The second guy then reaches into his wallet and pulls out $10 and lays it on top of the first one.
The third guy has a reputation for being a bit cheap so the first two guys look at him with a knowing look. He scoffs, "What? Do you not think that I'll put something in as well? I'll put in $20!" He then gets out his chequebook and writes a cheque for $40, drops it into the casket and takes the two $10 notes as change.