JOKES

- There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

- A four years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

- Pumpkin Soup stains the ceiling.

- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late.

- A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.

- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 150 sq metre house four inches deep.

- A 20 cent piece will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

- 50 cent pieces will not.

- Super glue is forever.

- No matter how much Jelly mixture you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

- DVD players do not play VHS tapes, no matter how much you force them.

- Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

- Marbles in the petrol tank make lots of noise when driving.

- Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

- Plastic toys do not like ovens.

- Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.

- A good sense of humour will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).

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