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JOKE: The Men's Room
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In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a farmer were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and scrubbing his hands right up to his elbows. By the time he had finished he had used 20 paper towels. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from UCLA and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The farmer zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
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