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JOKE: The Hormone Safety Guide

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Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.
 




 

Dangerous Safer Safest Ultra Safe
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine.
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck Here, have some wine.
Shoud you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine.


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