LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (23 May 2012): You gain STRENGTH| COURAGE AND CONFIDENCE by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt
JOKES
JOKE: The Bar Challenge
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
“FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!”
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The bartender replies, "Well, first you have to drink that whole litre of tequila, the whole thing at once, and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a alligator out back with a sore tooth... you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never been satisfied. You've got to make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a litre of tequila."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he finally asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the litre of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now," he says, "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"