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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...
"Hey, Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees, bacon I is sure of eet."
"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee."
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double-smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved, "Eees a bacon tree."
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within five metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree."
"Luis, Luis, mi amigo... what ees it?"
"Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...
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Eees a Ham Bush."
Sent in by Nick Lovegrove
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