JOKES

While being driven to his destination, a taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, just missed a cyclist and veered up on the footpath, before coming to a stop just millimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, the driver, looking very pale, slowly turned his head to look at his passenger and said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” Said the passenger. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

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