JOKES

You've built a drive-thrrough car wash in the second slot of your two-car garage.

You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family - your daughter's goldfish, Buffy.

Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multilevel, hydraulically-operated kitchen is "a bit overdone."

You've converted the standard stall shower into a "bathing waterfall," complete with tropical plants.

Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you're in talks with a number of studios for first-run films.

Your dog has a double storey dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.

The council says you can't add a fifth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.

You bought and demolished your next door neighbour's house to make room for an Olympic-size swimming pool.

You've installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.

Sandy Lindsey

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