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JOKE: Shooting Blanks

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A 90-year-old oil tycoon pays a visit to his doctor and is beaming with joy, "I have never felt better I tell you. I have a 25 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers the question for a moment before responding, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a duck flying across the sky. He raised his umbrella and yelled out, 'bang, bang' and the Duck fell out of the sky. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that duck."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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