LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (22 May 2012): People are more easily led than driven. - David Harold Fink
JOKES
JOKE: Selective Hearing
What a Man Hears
What a Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear."
What a Man Hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.
Captain Queeg goes into a harbour bar with his pet octopus and says, "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this here octopus can't play..."