LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (22 May 2012): People are more easily led than driven. - David Harold Fink
JOKES
JOKE: Play On
Bob and Joe were at the clubhouse of a golf course. Bob says to Joe, "I hear you had a tragedy while you were golfing last week."
"Yeah, I was out playing around with Harry when he just dropped dead on the ninth hole!" Joe says.
"Bob replies, "Someone told me you carried him back to the clubhouse. That must have been tough, he was a big bloke."
Joe says, "The carrying wasn't the hard part. It was putting him down and picking him up again for every stroke over the other nine holes that was the hard part."
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court...