QUOTE OF THE DAY (10 September 2010): The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it - Michelangelo
JOKES
JOKE: Newly Weds
Top 12 signs your honeymoon isn't going so well...
1 - She keeps saying, "This never happened on any of my OTHER honeymoons!"
2 - She tells you that she'd like to remain a virgin.
3 - She starts referring to you as "plaintiff."
4 - You carry her over the threshold. She calls the ambulance for your hernia.
5 - She announces that she now wants to "play for the other team."
6 - She says she's so glad to have met "Mr. Right". . . a few minutes ago in the hotel lobby.
7 - She tells you that maybe it's time to start seeing other people.
8 - Your airline ticket is a round-trip. . . hers is one way.
9 - She asks a lot of questions about your life insurance policy.
10 - On the second day, she talks about "needing her own space."
11 - As soon as you get in the room, she says, "Not tonight, I have a headache."
12 - You're in sunny Hawaii. . . but she's in Fiji with the best man.