JOKES

Top 12 signs your honeymoon isn't going so well...

1 - She keeps saying, "This never happened on any of my OTHER honeymoons!"

2 - She tells you that she'd like to remain a virgin.

3 - She starts referring to you as "plaintiff."

4 - You carry her over the threshold. She calls the ambulance for your hernia.

5 - She announces that she now wants to "play for the other team."

6 - She says she's so glad to have met "Mr. Right". . . a few minutes ago in the hotel lobby.

7 - She tells you that maybe it's time to start seeing other people.

8 - Your airline ticket is a round-trip. . . hers is one way.

9 - She asks a lot of questions about your life insurance policy.

10 - On the second day, she talks about "needing her own space."

11 - As soon as you get in the room, she says, "Not tonight, I have a headache."

12 - You're in sunny Hawaii. . . but she's in Fiji with the best man.

Joke: Calling the Shots

Joke: Gherkin Life