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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die…" “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems. Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. She replied: "You're going to die."

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