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LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (22 May 2012): People are more easily led than driven. - David Harold Fink

JOKES

Joke: Lessons From Horror Movies

If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately.

Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house.

If plumbing fixtures or other structures in your home begin shaking and spewing body fluids, it's time to leave.

Never read aloud from a book that summons demons. Even as a joke.

Don't look under the bed.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If trees, TVs or other objects try to consume your children, save as many as you can and then get the hell out of the area.

If relatives or pets come back from the dead, don't approach them and ask, "What did you come back to do?"

If inanimate objects such as dolls, toys or furniture attack you, be prudent, leave the area.

If you've hidden from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature and you are not found, do not peek from or decide it's safe to leave your hiding place. If you do decide to leave, scan the ground for twigs before you take a step.

It is very, very dangerous to back into or through rooms.

Never get into a car without first checking the back seat for occupants.

As a general rule, don't try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

JOKE: Bus Mishap

Pat and Mick had a great night out, spent all their money and missed the last bus home...

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