JOKES

A woman wearing a skintight miniskirt was trying to get onto a bus when she realised that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realise that she still couldn't reach the step.

Seeing the woman’s plight, a man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The woman turned around in a huff, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured that we were friends."