JOKES

• Express Lane: Five beers or less. (Over a urinal.)

• What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. (Over a urinal.)

• Beauty is only a light switch away.

• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

• If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

• If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

• I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.

• Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

• Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.

• The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood.

JOKE: Bus Mishap

JOKE:Rugby tickets