LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (22 May 2012): People are more easily led than driven. - David Harold Fink
JOKES
JOKE: Bar Pass
A wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night, he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of whiskys and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
An elderly man north of Brisbane had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice - picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees...