LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (22 May 2012): People are more easily led than driven. - David Harold Fink
JOKES
JOKE: Animal Control
A man calls in the local Animal Control because there is an angry gorilla on his roof and he can't figure out how to get it down. The van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a cricket bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
The old man briefs the homeowner, "Okay, here's what we are going to do. I’ll go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this cricket bat until he falls down. When he falls down, the dog will bite him in the nuts until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the homeowner. "Just one question. What am I supposed to do with the gun"
"If I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."
A man joined a big multi-national company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!!!"