JOKES

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding through town.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just quieten down," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool out in lockup until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say…"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the speedster. "I'm the groom."

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