LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (22 May 2012): People are more easily led than driven. - David Harold Fink
JOKES
JOKE: A Guys walks into a Bar...
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, A beer please, and one for the road.
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, So, why the long face? A variant on this joke during the 2004 presidential campaign substituted John Kerry for the horse, but the punch line remains the same.
A baby seal walks into a bar. What can I get you? asks the bartender. Anything but a Canadian Club, replies the seal.
An Irish man, and English man, and an Australian walk into a bar. The bartenders says "Is this some kind of joke?"
3 men walk into a bar. The third one should have noticed.
A man goes into a bar and says, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts." And the bartender pours him a drink. He drinks it and says, "Give me another drink before the trouble starts". He downs that one and says "Give me another drink before the trouble starts". Finally, the bartender asks, "Just when is this trouble going to start?"
The man says, The trouble starts just as soon as I tell you that I don't have any money.