LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (22 May 2012): People are more easily led than driven. - David Harold Fink
JOKES
JOKE: A Gorilla Walks Into a Bar
A gorilla walks into a bar. "I'll have a Cosmopolitan, please," orders the Gorilla. The bartender, figuring that the ape wouldn't know any better, decides to inflate the price a little, "Sure thing, that'll be $35." The bartender makes small talk while the Gorilla searches his wallet for the money. "You know, we don't get many gorillas coming in here ording Cosmopolitans," he says. The gorilla replies, "Yeah, well, at $35 a pop, I'm not surprised."
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