JOKES

• Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

• Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

• When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

• Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

• Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.

• Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.

• Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

• Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

• Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.

• Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

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